WINFIELD WORD WEAVING

A guy walks into a Cowboy bar that has a mechanical bull. The sign says: WIN $100 for 8-second ride, cost $10.

Meanwhile there is a cute girl riding the bull and she stays on 8 seconds, wins $100, of course it looked easy.

Guy says I can do that, gets on, machine ramps up and throws him off, then a rodeo clown comes up with a bucket of mud and cow poo and splashes him in the face.

The Guys say, what’s up? The operator says they’re trying to make the experience more realistic.

Guy turns around and another cute girl is riding the bull for 8 seconds, she gets $100.

The guy says, let me back up there, immediately gets thrown off. A bunch of guys, dressed as bulls (horns on head) come out with big mallets and pound him silly.

Guys says whats up? The operator says the bull just trampled and stomped you.

Again, Guy turns around and another cute girl is riding the bull for 8 seconds, she gets $100.

Guy says, let me back up there, immediately gets thrown off again . Same bunch of bunch of guys, dressed as bulls (horns on head) come out with big mallets and pound him silly and this time gore him with there horns. Guy lays there in agony.

Asks what’s up with that? The operator show him the fine print on the bull riding poster…It says, Come one and all and let’s see how many times the new guy gets back on the bull.

At which time, the clown comes out and throws and bucket in the guys face.

End of skit.

by David Winfield